- Free Therapy. Because who needs to pay an outrageous hourly fee to lay on a couch and talk to a stranger about your problems* when your baby can provide you with a complimentary Rorschach test displayed on the back of her onesie?? And not only is the poop-blot test free, I can reflect on my interpretation of the stain to my heart's content. You know--with all the free time I have. (And more often than not--I usually see something that looks like my washer & dryer).
* don't get me wrong--I'm not hating on people who see counselors or therpists. I have myself and think it's awesome.
** whoever invented this blasted disaster (thank you Benjamin Franklin) CLEARLY never had children. Don't you know how hard I've worked to get the baby on a schedule?? AND NOW IT'S ALL MESSED UP.